Not me Monday!!

Okay I've seen this on Mckmama's blog for awhile, and then my friend Ashley did this just a little bit ago on her blog..so I yesterday I totally had one of those days and I thought why not :)

So on Sunday I defiantly did not drive my children to McDonalds in their jammies to get breakfast because Tim wasn't home. Max didn't stick his hair in his pancakes and get syrup in his hair so he would require a bath. And while I was running a bath he defantly didn't decide to poop just then. When I stripped him down and ripped the tab to his diapers and realized he pooped, I absolutely wasn't so lazy that I just wiped his bottom with tiolet paper. And when I couldn't get it all I didn't put him in the sink and wash him up with my bare hand. No way, I wouldn't EVER do such a thing because that would be just disgusting!!!! If I would ever do such a thing I would certianly wash the sink out with bleach while Max was bathing.

And after that wonderful morning I didn't hide from my children for a good hour in my bedroom, because I would never do such a thing! And when I finally got in the shower I wasn't so scattered brained that I shaved the same leg twice, no I would never be that out of it! And the kids and myself did have a good day hanging out together..for real!! We defiantly didn't hang out all day and barely do any of our chores, we got them All done and the house was so clean it sparkled!!